Sunday, February 22, 2009
No Life ...
Friday, February 20, 2009
SHIOK !!!!
yours truly
No Life
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ok , so today spbt club did a spot check . i was part of the club so i got to check other classes ... hihi
benedict n i did d spot check 4 2d ... after v were done , marcus comes over n tells us that he n another guy has checked it . WHAT A WATE OF TIME!!!!!!! sheesh !!!!!!! another thing happened oso , lee foong 4got to tell us tat need to collect 1 buck 4 every buk tat never wrap , so , monday gotta go n check n collect ... yay !!!
yours truly
No Life
Monday, February 9, 2009
Blonde Jokes ... STOOPID
The complaint letter from Judi:
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes
about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate
stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer
and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all
the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos
all about hairassment and he will be on are side.
We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop
this pursicushun.
We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much
as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't
get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we
will make up jokes about you and we will laff.
Sined by the blonds at the ofise
(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)
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A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.
At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle
nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber
being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is
the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are
manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait
a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss,
hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the
guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
Monday, February 2, 2009
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so this is how it goes ...
A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”
After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
“I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago.”
yours truly
No Life
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since ya'll visited my blog , ya'll also ave no life
HAHA just kiddin' ...
